"Type in the following into google and choose from the first description found.
Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny.

1: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
"Laura looks like she's starting to drink."

2: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
"Laura hates PIGTAILS!!!"

3: : Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search
"Laura Goes Ziplining in Costa Rica."

4: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
"Laura Loves Katrina - free pictures and movies of our russian teen lesbians." (LMFAO!)

5: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
"Laura eats an ant"

6: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
"Laura has designs on career in the US"

7: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
"Laura works in a tollbooth. When I pulled up to the M5 toll station in my '88 Honda Prelude, I was shocked to see one of my closest friends..."

8: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
"Laura lives today because of the drugs..."

9: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search:
"Laura died after tie-up game." (sounds a bit kinky LOL)


Altogether, a bizarre combination.